Something in the pool is eating all my swimsuits!
I think maybe this guy!
I have looked all over for a proper, all black, chlorine resistent swim-suit to no avail. They all have flowers and other icky crap I'll pass on. If you're already a size 18 do you really want giant orchids drawing attention to your ass? No. Who thinks this is acceptable? I blame Delta Burke.
I did, however, find a suit for work that was only $20! It's beige and brown, though, so shoes may need to be purchased.
A person I used to be good friends with finally had his kid last night. He and his wife named the baby after a Grateful Dead song. The song is actually called Wharf Rat but it mentions a kid named August. In all honesty I wouldn't have been surprised had they went with Wharf Rat.
I'm off today so I have big plans for craftiness!