I love getting teacher notes like this:
Student XYZ will be in your office after lunch. He was touching other students and licking name tags.
There seems to be a licking craze lately. Think of cats cleaning their ears.
Yesterday another little boy hacked off part of little girl's pig-tail with scissors. This immediately made me think of 16 Candles when the cheerleaders cut off Caroline Mulford's hair to get her out of the door.
Oh sexy girlfriend.....